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“oh, yeah? Well my momma told me when I was young, ‘sit beside me son, oh and let me turn down the Led Zeppelin so you can hear better. I should probably put the pipe away in case someone drops by’ *soon followed by the sound of an aerosol air spray can*

my own experience with Mommy Skynard Advice kinda predated the aerosol era and things like that were treated as square and suspect, we were too woodsy and no one was going to stop by, but the ‘hippie helper’ spray can air freshener was around plenty later on”